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Monday, April 11, 2016

I'll Quit Singing Parody

Even singing this song with Kaito was high for me.  

I am done.
I am through.
I am just sick of it all.
I am sick of expectations
That all girls can sing C5. 

I am done.
I am through.
I am just sick of it all.
I am not a soprano.
I'm a tenor.
Knock it off!

Ever since the day I started to sing,
Soprano vocalists were popular.
But I never thought a day would come
When I would be one of them.

And that's another problem that I have,
People assuming that my singing's bad
Because most songs extend too high for me.
Do people know that my range starts
At B2, not C4?

And do people get that
There's other ranges too?
Even altos go unknown
In the hype of higher range.

And you know I won't strain
Just to sing beyond my range.
What am I going to have to do
To get all this through?
I'm telling you.

I am done.
I am through.
I can't take it anymore.
I am sick of people
Expecting things
That I was not made for.

I am done.
I am through.
I'm not singing high for you.
I am not a soprano.
I'm a tenor.
Knock it off!

I am done.
I am through.
I won't break my voice for you.
So stop thinking that 'cause I'm a girl
That I can sing high notes.

Why do I
Even need
Just to say this anyway?
This is life.

This is the song I parodied because, like Kaito, I am sick of singing high.
Song: I'll Quit Singing
Artist: Kaito Shion
Language: English

6 comments:

  1. Anna....
    Although you did not write this song, I am assuming that your thoughts, feelings and emotions reflect its lyrics in a profound, personal fashion? Which I totally understand, I completely get, Friend.... Many of Bruce Springsteen's songs reflect my thoughts, feelings and emotions in a profound, personal fashion!! ;)
    That being mentioned. I cannot sing high notes.... And I'm a girl!! I used to be able to sing somewhat high notes {like Ariel from "The Little Mermaid"} but then I was afflicted with pneumonia at age 21. For reasons beyond my comprehension, I have not been able to sing high notes ever since.... I run out of breath!! Do not worry about other people's expectations for you.... ;)
    "Stay hard, stay hungry, stay alive", Raelyn


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    1. It's a humorous rant. Nothing killed my vocal range. I'm just a tenor. Doing vocal exercises for the contralto are high for me.

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    2. Anna....
      It's a humorous rant!! Ah.... That's great.... And funny!! I have learned that--during hard times--humor gets me though Life, Friend!! ;)
      "Stay hard, stay hungry, stay alive", Raelyn

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  2. I can't sing high notes either, my voice cracks when it gets too high. I used to be able to but when I was 13 my vocal cords became severely paralyzed to the point I couldn't breath because of a virus and after two years it has resolved to a unique vocal tick but even that doesn't happen often anymore :D

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  3. Hello FlutistPride:

    glad you found and know your range. Not a very, very low contralto.

    It's still fairly extensive - more than an octave I do believe?

    Ah - it's easy sometimes to feel down with melisma and whistle registers and such things becoming part of the singing/vocal toolkit.

    "Has a vocaloid done a whistle register, ever? What about a melisma?"

    I am one who has a fairly low and soft voice.

    @Raelyn: wholly agree about humour and its means.

    Aaron Likens wrote a great post about humour and the way he presents it. Liked it because it was very similar to mine. [especially how others perceive it as "dry" and Aaron and I see it as "reality" - I think our "realities" may overlap].

    Pharangytis may have killed any singing ability or development during my late teens and early 20s. Then in my mid-20s my temporal lobe was working better and I was able to sing more accurately and more in tune.

    I only sing ceremonially and in routinised situations [for example the National Anthem and Christmas carols - also sporting chants]. Spontaneously I sing songs of the 1990s and very often in and out of key.

    @Meredith: I don't know that my own voice cracks when I sing "high" notes.

    Yes, I remember reading about your unique vocal tick and how it evolved.

    @FlutistPride:

    I would sooner sing small than sing high.

    "Singing small" is a big thing for me.

    Will quote this directly:

    "And you know I won't strain
    Just to sing beyond my range.
    What am I going to have to do
    To get all this through?
    I'm telling you.

    I am done.
    I am through.
    I can't take it anymore.
    I am sick of people
    Expecting things
    That I was not made for.

    I am done.
    I am through.
    I'm not singing high for you.
    I am not a soprano.
    I'm a tenor.
    Knock it off!"

    And it applies to so much of life!

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    1. @Adelaide Dupont....
      Robert Downey Jr. is the one who taught me {by his example and through my keen Sherlock Holmes-like observation ;) } that during hard times, a sense of humor can get us through Life!! Ah, RDJ.... I believe that during Robert's years as an addict, it was his sense of humor--plus God's grace and being hard to kill--that helped save him.... ;-D
      "Stay hard, stay hungry, stay alive", Raelyn

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